That being said - as long as I have you cornered here (as if you're somehow incapable of closing your browser or even getting up and walking away) let me tell you a bit about what I do. I design & build websites that the vast majority* (*majority being an EXTREMELY loosely used term here - notice how I didn't make you scroll to the bottom of this text to find out the asterisk information, awesome right?) of time don't SUCK. Wait - that was probably confusing with that huge explanation (I guess that's why they use those asterisks) so let me go through that sentence one more time without it for clarity's sake.
I design & build websites that the vast majority of time don't SUCK.
I mean sure there's always the off-chance you could be one of the unfortunate many few who hire me and get a dissapointing result but hey - life is all about taking a gamble and rolling the dice now and then right? You never know, you might catch me on a freakish design day where things go right and I accidentally stumble into some genuine inspiration and deliver a passable product, heck - it worked on these AWESOME WEBSITES.
